"paparaz E"

So I'm running down milwaukee avenue past flash taco when it occurs to me "you shoulda just kept your mouth shut!"

By this time I have lost one of my favorite shoes and my asthma is starting to act up. Luckily I make it back to my car in time to beat the "paparaz E".

"Is this a dream? or somehow did I become famous over night?"

Let me take you back a bit to explain my sudden rise to fame...

Saturday night, getting dressed (thinking to self: purple or plaid pumps?) Somehow between leaving my house and getting to the club, yes... I consumed a large amount of alcohol (yeah smart of me, I know). Upon arriving at the door, the bouncer requests "Its $1 for each different color highlight in your friend's hair." This wasn't shocking considering my friend was going through a crisis, so she thought it'd be liberating to tie dye her ebony black hair. Moving on....we finally get on the dance floor and the dj plays my favorite song: "This is how do it" by Montell Jordan and I lose it! Somehow for a second I bother to come out of my world, I open my eyes and see a flash. So I look around but no site of a camera. Again, I zone out and later on in the nite the flashes proceed to rapidly increase. I turn to my friend and asks if she noticed anything, and in fact she knew the culprit who had been violating not just me but the entire party! I saw this offender and proceeded to catch her in the corner. I stated "Hey you, no photos please!" Now be prepared because what she did next was horrific!

She turned into Bowser (super mario brothers) and flashed me in the eyes with camera. It felt like...mase...as all the light rushed into my iris'... so...I resorted to running!

...And here I am now locked in the trunk of my car




..........the price you pay for being famous.................